There is no magic weight loss pill. In other news, the Easter Bunny does not exist either. He was killed yesterday in a tragic reality awareness accident.

But back to StarCaps. This health hazard was sold by Beverly Hills socialite Nikki Haskell (not sure if she’s related to Eddie or not) and endorsed by her friends. You can’t sneeze in that town without hitting 12 actors desperate to drop pounds for a peachy role. While most of the offending products have been recalled, some websites such as 911healthshop.com and fastdietusa.com continue to sell a variety of the other brands.

StarCaps is promoted as a natural dietary supplement containing a rare blend of papaya and garlic but the FDA discovered bumetanide inside, a powerful diuretic that can cause serious health problems like high blood pressure, seizures, and toxic interactions with your other meds that make it hard for doctors to diagnose problems.

The FDA is planning to issue a long list of ALL the problem brands with hidden drugs in the near future. Stay tuned, Strangely, it appears that most of the supplements were imported from China, land of lead painted child toys and tainted milk. Hey Wal-Mart, thanks for training us to accept seriously inferior and dangerous foreign products into the public consciousness. I’m sure Sam would be proud.

Oh, by the way – WAL-MART SUCKS! And so does Nikki Haskell.

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StarCaps which has been marketed as the diet supplement of the stars has been recalled due to the prescription drug Bumetanide, a diuretic that is typically prescribed for edema that is associated with liver and kidney disease and congestive heart failure. Lovely! StarCaps purportedly is an all-natural diet supplement from Peru that helped with weight loss through garlic and papaya enzyme. Guess it’s not so natural afterall.

The next recall from the FDA is for Zhen De Shou Fat Loss Capsules for containing sibutramine which is a prescription appetite suppressant. Consumers who were unaware of this were at risk of increased blood pressure which could cause serious problems for those with a history of congestive heart failure, stroke, coronary artery disease, or arrhythmias.

If you are currently using these supplements you should stop immediately and contact your physician to clear your health and give you suggestions on safe supplements.