In previous posts it has been conclusively established with irrefutable evidence that only 7% of the people in a gym actually go there to workout. Well, the percentage might be slightly higher at Gold’s. If you’re hanging out there to pick up someone to take home and screw, you’re in the wrong place. Those troglodytes [...]

It’s no secret that the gym is a testosterone and estrogen laden environment what with all the grunting, sweating, and tight clothes. Note from editor: If you’re a dude and still wearing tight gym clothes, check the calendar. It’s 2009. Back to the gym. A small percentage of people are there to actually get a [...]

Sometimes late at night you lie awake and think, “There MUST be more to life than a weight set and treadmill. MORE than dumbbells and exercise balls.” Well, I’m sorry to say that…there is. Yep, there’s a whole world of non-traditional exercise equipment out there just waiting to send you to the emergency room from [...]

You’ve already tossed your New Year’s resolution to get in shape out the window, right? Haven’t seen the inside of a gym since January 3rd? Figures, but I’m sure you have a good reason. Maybe you do and maybe you don’t but chances are it’s probably as illegitimate as the sorry souls who try to [...]

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